If you can't get to an ivory-billed woodpecker, bring an ivory-bill to you. I give you, the Ivory-bill Cocktail developed by Non Birding Bill:
1 1/2 oz blended whiskey (I used Jameson)
1 oz. gin (Beefeater)
Splash of Grenadine
Mix over ice in a tumbler. Stir. Garnish with "ivory bills" (almond slivers)
I think we should all have one of these, chill out and wait and see what new evidence is presented at the end of the current search.