For those who need something up in an entry other than a spider, here's a bird:

The flapping just happened to turn what should have been blurry to arty. Any guesses as to what it is--hopefully, it won't be some weird thrush variation not many of us know about.

It's your friendly neighborhood Philadelphia vireo. Oooh. Ahh. No spider.

Oh, and an FYI:

If someone ever offers you an Absolute Sandman, it's not a drink.