Birdchick: Man, this house finch I took a photo of today looks really peaked.

Non Birding Bill: Is it okay?

Birdchick: Yeah, it's just molting, see the pin feathers.

Non Birding Bill: Well, it doesn't need those breeding feathers this time of year.

Birdchick: Well, it's actually growing in those pink feathers now.

Non Birding Bill: You just can't let me have anything, can you?